by Peter Marus

In about a week, I will be the best man (though all the ladies to tell me I am the BEST man...yuk yuk yuk!) at my cousin's wedding. I'm sorta nervous about it, since this will be the first time I'm being responsable for anything at a wedding. I've been working on the speech for this thing, and its hard to get it right. I have about 20 ideas as to what to say, just have to make sure that it's coherent and sane! What sucks is I have to keep myself somewhat sober for this thing, don't want to look like an ass in front of everyone. Luckily I'll be in front of family, so thay HAVE to love me, and there's not a damn thing they oculd do about it becides bring it up at other family functions.

I hope it all goes down well. Becides if my cousin decides to run, I'll hunt him down, gut him like a fish, and deliver him to his fiancee personally, cause if he's going to put me in a penguin suit, I"m going to make it worth the money I"m spending on the rental!!! HAHAHA